
The whole freakin' menu
Pick your freak.
Cones, tornado fries, wild tops, and a judgment-free sauce zone.
Classic Freaks
The cone, three sizes
Hand-cut fries, double-fried in beef tallow, piled piping hot.

Petit Freak
Small cone.

Middle Freak
Medium cone.

Groot Freak
Large cone.
Spin Freaks · Limited
The Spin Freak
Signature tornado fries with a twist of flavor. Spiral-cut fresh potato, fried crispy — half fry, half chip, all show. Here when it's here. Gone when it's gone.
Limited dropTops
Freak it out
Pile 'em on. Mix 'em up. No wrong answers.
Grilled Freak
Sweet and savory grilled onions.
Sunny Freak
Sunny-side-up egg with mixed egg whites.
Bacon Freak
Diced crispy bacon.
Cheesy Freak
Fresh shredded Parmesan cheese.
Green Freak
Fresh green onions.
German Dog Freak
Sliced frankfurter dogs.
Crispy Freak
Crispy onions.
Saucy Freaks
Ten sauces. Zero judgment.
Hot Freaks
Cold Freaks
Big Freaks
Bring an appetite
When fries alone won't cut it.
Fishy Freak
Fish and chips with tartar sauce.
Chicken Freak
Chicken tenders.

HotDog Freak
Original, loaded dog with fries.
Chill Freaks
Wash it down
Cola Freak
Coca-Cola.
Lemon-Lime Freak
Sprite.
Dr. Freak
Dr Pepper.
Zero Freak
Coke Zero.
Water Freak
Bottled water.
Orange Freak
Fanta.