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A basket piled high with golden hand-cut Belgian fries
The whole freakin' menu

Pick your freak.

Cones, tornado fries, wild tops, and a judgment-free sauce zone.

Classic Freaks

The cone, three sizes

Hand-cut fries, double-fried in beef tallow, piled piping hot.

Petit Freak — Small cone.

Small cone.

Middle Freak — Medium cone.

Medium cone.

Groot Freak — Large cone.

Large cone.

Spin Freaks · Limited

The Spin Freak

Signature tornado fries with a twist of flavor. Spiral-cut fresh potato, fried crispy — half fry, half chip, all show. Here when it's here. Gone when it's gone.

Limited drop
Tops

Freak it out

Pile 'em on. Mix 'em up. No wrong answers.

Sweet and savory grilled onions.

Sunny-side-up egg with mixed egg whites.

Diced crispy bacon.

Fresh shredded Parmesan cheese.

Fresh green onions.

Sliced frankfurter dogs.

Crispy onions.

Saucy Freaks

Ten sauces. Zero judgment.

Hot Freaks

Cold Freaks

Big Freaks

Bring an appetite

When fries alone won't cut it.

Fish and chips with tartar sauce.

Chicken tenders.

HotDog Freak — Original, loaded dog with fries.

Original, loaded dog with fries.

Chill Freaks

Wash it down

Coca-Cola.

Sprite.

Dr Pepper.

Coke Zero.

Bottled water.

Fanta.

Want all of this at your event?